Julia left her naked Barbie family in the shower again. While I washed and conditioned my hair, I watched them, but they didn’t move. Instead, they reclined while water splashed them. Suddenly, inspired, I bent low to Barbie and her daughters (or nieces) and decided to take things into my own hands. Just as an author takes her characters and makes them do all sorts of things, I made the barbie-folk sit up straight.
And then I made them praise Jesus.