Declaring a New Holiday: IHBD I Hate Bras Day

Jun 4, 2008Archive

Sorry, men. It’s true. Don’t get all weird on me.

I hate ’em!

Binding, annoying, hot-in-the-summer, bras are all those things. Here is my poem commemorating this historic day:

I hate those contraptions, I do

They bind and they chafe when they’re new

Bras they are named

They’ve not tamed; they have maimed

Maidenform and Bali I’ll sue.

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