Chick-Fil-A: Benevolent Colonialists?

Jul 9, 2008Archive

I’ve come to an interesting conclusion. Chick-Fil-A is a benevolent colonialist. They aren’t like naughty colonialists who took over a country by killing folks who lived there. They’re more after the people’s goods, not lives. So, Chick-Fil-A is benevolent. They don’t kill cows to give us food. They simply borrow/use the cow’s livelihood.

(Side note: I hate fast food. But Chick-Fil-A is the ONLY fast food place I adore. So, if you’re a Chick-Fil-A exec and you think I’m dissing your fine chicken fare, worry not! I love it all!)