We were happily licking Chick-Fil-A cones yesterday when my brilliant daughter Sophie said, “You know, this doesn’t make sense. Chick-Fil-A is all about cows promoting chicken. But we’re eating ice cream–a cow product. I wonder what the cows think about us stealing their goods.”

Touche, Sophie. I’ll open this up to the pasture: If you are a Chick-Fil-A cow who would like to comment, I’m all ears. Of course I know that a hamburger is a much more dire result than mere cream from an udder, but still. You gotta wonder.